In no particular order:
1. Flakiness
2. Wind
3. Loud noises (that aren't good music)
4. Whining
5. Dishonesty
6. Cold
7. BMs that requires lots of wiping
8. Cold showers
9. Dr. Pepper
10. Skinny jeans (on me)
11. Ceaseless barking from dogs
12. The smell of rotten potatoes
13. Being slapped on the butt
14. Puking
15. Being controlled
16. Anxiety
17. Melanoma
18. Dog farts
19. Snot
20. Obnoxious drunks
21. Sex offenders
22. Child abusers
23. Ticks (and mosquitos and leeches)
24. Gingivitis breath
25. Mullets and mustaches
26. Know-it-alls
27. Telemarketing
28. Loud talking on cell phones in public places
29. Little dirty hands on or near my face
30. Parasites
31. Static electricity
32. Poison, Whitesnake, Slaughter, Warrant, etc
33. Paper cuts
34. Electronics and gadgets that don't work right
15 comments:
Yes, yes, and yes! Especially the flakiness. Weren't we just talking about that? Next I want to see a list of your favorites!
I'm afraid if I made a list of the things I like, it would go on forever. But I'll consider trying to narrow it down;)
Jen used to say I was a dork for carrying a pocked protector. I would say that qualifies.
I don't do that anymore, I found some Buddy Holly classes though.
I have two points of contention here:
number one: Dr. Pepper is in my mind, the best pop you can get out of a fountain. There is really no argument here, I just wanted to put in a good word for the DP.
number two: Do the mustaches and mullets have to go together on one person or is that a uniform hatred of the two items.
if you hate them:
Have you seen Brad Pitt in "Spy Game"? Damn he looked good. I grew out my own euro mullet after watching that movie.
Next, I had a mustache for alot of the time I have known you and I am a little bit offended that you didn't make fun of me for it.
I would agree with most of your items, but "wind" and "cold". That one must be tough to get away from living in Helena.
Chris...Dr. Pepper tasted just like the smell of the sewer next to my Mamaw's house where I would visit her before she died. I just can't seem to kick the connection.
Secondly, yes, the mullet and mustache must go together to make it on my list of my least favorite things. If you had worn a mullet with your mustaches, I would definitely enjoyed making lots of fun of you. However, you, my friend, with your funky retro style and excessive amount of hair in interesting 'dos, can pull off a mustache like no other.
Thank you for the movie suggestion. I hate to think I have missed Brad Pitt looking good in anything, even a mullet. But, what exactly is a euro mullet?
Dad, for your information, Buddy Holly glasses are now cool. Pocket protectors not so much. ~L
Nice Lori. Although what happened to the stupid lazy students and cute shoes that don't fit?
Nice Lori. Don't you hate pens that don't work? I do.
ok, resolution. sorry about the sewer smell.
By the way, fantastic post! Look at the number of comments you got on this one! I also just listened to a "this american life" that I want you to hear. ok, keep up the sweetness.
Oh and I think you would look SO cute in skinny jeans! If done right, they would so work! Super cute flats, cardigan sweater, funky accesories... although I am pretty sure you would look cute in anything!
You will hold your great grandchildren.
Dad, Are we standing in agreement on this? I love you! ~Lori
Certainly!
And all your family.
I invite all those who view your blog to believe.
this list is hilarious!! I think I'll start me one of those! :)
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