A Few of My LEAST Favorite Things

In no particular order:

1. Flakiness
2. Wind
3. Loud noises (that aren't good music)
4. Whining
5. Dishonesty
6. Cold
7. BMs that requires lots of wiping
8. Cold showers
9. Dr. Pepper
10. Skinny jeans (on me)
11. Ceaseless barking from dogs
12. The smell of rotten potatoes
13. Being slapped on the butt
14. Puking
15. Being controlled
16. Anxiety
17. Melanoma
18. Dog farts
19. Snot
20. Obnoxious drunks
21. Sex offenders
22. Child abusers
23. Ticks (and mosquitos and leeches)
24. Gingivitis breath
25. Mullets and mustaches
26. Know-it-alls
27. Telemarketing
28. Loud talking on cell phones in public places
29. Little dirty hands on or near my face
30. Parasites
31. Static electricity
32. Poison, Whitesnake, Slaughter, Warrant, etc
33. Paper cuts
34. Electronics and gadgets that don't work right